Sherlock Shitsuji {Anti-zomerstop-versie}

"Well, she's related to uncle Teddy" Meri pointed out.

"Hi" Drake replied, trying to keep his voice monotone.

''Hi..wait..yeah I think we covered that. Wanna..maybe go for a walk? Explore?''Suggested Emma.



''TRUE! Thta must be it. I'm soooo glad he isn't here right now.''Said Jazz

"Fine" Drake grunted as he walked past Emma, towards the sunny beach. (I CAN'T REALLY IMAGINE SUNNY BEACHES RIGHT NOW WITH THIS WEATHER.)

"Does your dad gets in a lot of trouble with him?" Meri asked, lounging on her own bed.

''Soo...''Began Emma as they walked on the Stormy Be-Erm..SUNNY BEACH!.


''Meh, used to..It's better now. ''Chuckled Jazz.

Drake remained silent, looking at the azure sea. He remembered the times he had watched his mother paint one of these, to hang in the office. She had told him all the names of the colours she had used; even when he had been young, he had been sharing the passion for drawing and painting with his mother. His mind was wandering, and he had been unconsciously putting space between them.

"Hmm" Meri said. "My maman still has troubles with him on a two-weekly basis."

''Yeah..but then again, that is your mum we're talking about.''Teased Jazz.

''Or..we..could..not..talk..''Mumbled Emma, kicking a shell out of place.

"True" Meri said smiling.

Said mom was sitting on the back of a chair, nibbling on her cookie with a big grin. "My cookie!" she told the Undertaker.

Drake suddenly turned around, crossing his arms. "What do you want me to say, then?"

The undertaker grinned. ''Enjoy it while you can.''Said the said Undertaker in an evil tone of voice.

''..Not that I don't think she's awesome or anything..'''Mumbled Jazz.

''Well...I don't know okay..I just..don't want you to be angry with me. I just..don't know..''Said Emma.

"I will" Chelsea said, not really concerned.

"I've never seen her as awesome or something" Meri told Jazz. "Just as my maman..."

"I'm not angry with you" Drake said. "Or maybe, I don't know. It's confusing me. Things are going on, my head is randomly spinning at times and I get fucking wrong cravings!"

''Good..MWUHAHAHAHAAA.''Evilly laughed the Undertaker.

''We;;..erm/...me neither..I don't like her..at all..or..anything...Psshhh, I despise her. NO OFFENCE.''Rambled Jazz (she's supposed to hate her.)


Emma sighed. ''Well, I'm sorry... I..don't think I can help you...But I could try?''Suggested Emma.

Chelsea was not impressed.

"Right" Meri said, her tone sour. She was silently wondering why somebody with such a cool dad could be such a bitch...

"Don't, it's my own fault right? Right?"

The Ut squinted.''Hhhmm, well..Imma eat some salty cake now.''

''Sorry..it's just. Ugh. Never.mind.,''Said Jazz.

''Is what your fault Drake?''Asked Emma.

"Thoughts about people I've never known, voices...I think I am going crazy..." Drake said, turning his head away.

''Woah..yeah..W-who have you told about this?''Asked Emma as she walked closer towards him.


Nike (and Charlie? And...other Moian 'People'?) arrived aat the airport.

Drake shrugged and turned away. "Nobody" he replied. "What do you think when I've already got one plain crazy ancestor, parents with what could be classified as bipolar and I am creature born out of two enemy races?"

"So where are tah others?" Charlie said.

Chelsea had finished her cookie, and reached for another one.

The Undertaker cracked his neck. ''I wouldn't do thatif I were you.''

''You do have a twinsister.''Said Emma,slightly annoyed now.

''They are...here!''Said Nike,pointing the hotel up on the map. ''ALLLLONS-Y!''

"Why not?" Chelsea challenged.

"Does she understand? She's too busy with her own big love to care about my trifles" Drake said bitterly.

Charlie sighed woefully and followed Nike.

Ut used his supermegafoxyawesomehot Ninja Shinigami skills to grab the cookie and eat it before Chelsea could even blink.
''Becaw Iffe wafhtned if.''Was his belated answer.

Emma rubbed her temples as she said,slowly and clearly:''Why.Do.You.Have.To.Make.Everything.So.Freaking.Complicated.''

"Most shinigami are more complex" Drake said. He shoved his hands in his pockets.

Chelsea crossed her arms. "I wanted it first!" she told him. "No more tomato juice for you!"

Ut raised an eyebrow,thouh this was not visib;e due to his bangs. ''I will have TOMATOE juice if I like.''

Emma raised her arms in *can'tfindthefreakingwordatm*. ''What kind of an answer is that?''

Nike chuckled.

"One that avoids the question." He walked closer to the shoreline. "Would it be easier if I just...just plunge myself upon Auntie G.'s death scythe?"

(I think the word you are looking for is exasperation)

"It's my house, my rules" Chelsea challenged. "Beside, I have already ninja'd the juice away."

(It is...that word PRECISELY)

'She sighed'''Could you do me a favor?''Asked Emma.

The Ut lifted his head`to the sky and let out one of the most dramatic:''OH NOOOOOOO!''s known to man-,Shinigami-, Demon- and Unicornkind

"Depends" Drake mumbled.

Chelsea chuckled while hopping of the back of the sofa. "You should just have given me the cookie. Now I need to harm your precious tomato juice."

''But,but,but,but,buuuuuut! I really,really,really like tomatoejuice! It looks like bloohood!.''Whined Tut.

''Could..you stop feeling sorry for yourself? I know you've got your problems, and I know that they're rather grave..but it's not really helping..'''Stated Emma. Then, after a small silence, she added.''Also, could you clear something up fo me?''

''So, Meri, wannna go do..something?''Asked a rather bored Jazz.

Charlie and Nike arrived. ''I'm a call Meri, she'll lead us to them. Wait,did that sentence even make sense? Oh,right. I.don't.care.''